My Existence Is A Scandal
A dry, deadpan admission in clean serif type — for anyone whose whole vibe is a little too much.
My Existence Is A Scandal keeps its humor completely dry: no exclamation points, no bold color, just a clean, classic serif stating a fact as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. It's for the people who've stopped apologizing for taking up space, being too loud, too much, too visible, and started treating it as a personality trait instead of a flaw. The understated, almost literary typography is doing the opposite of what the words suggest, quiet confidence dressed up as scandal. It reads like a caption pulled from someone's bio, self-aware, a little dramatic, fully in on the joke. Screen-printed on a heavyweight, ribbed crop tee in white, this piece is for anyone who's decided being talked about is just proof they're doing something right. Comfortable in the fit, wonderfully unbothered in the graphic.
